Best Effort Industries · Division 008 · Ordnance Disposal, Textual

BOM SQUAD

Invisible character disposal since U+FEFF. If you can see the problem, it is not our department.

2,147,001Characters neutralized
0Visible results
1Technicians (also the dispatcher)
100%Safe distance maintained
Incident intake

Request a disposal

Paste any text below. Suspect material includes copy from word processors, chat apps, PDFs, and anything a colleague described as "should just work". The squad will identify concealed ordnance and, on your order, render it safe.

Rendered safe · cleared for production


        
Field guide

Known ordnance

DeviceDesignationClassField notes
(none)U+FEFFCLASS AByte order mark. The squad's namesake. Sits at the front of a file and detonates the parser. Planted, in most cases, by a text editor trying to help.
(none)U+200BCLASS AZero width space. Invisible, weightless, and directly responsible for "the strings are equal but the strings are not equal".
(none)U+202ECLASS ARight-to-left override. Reverses everything after it. Genuinely used in malware filenames. The squad does not joke about this one. Much.
 · U+00A0CLASS BNo-break space. Looks exactly like a space. Is not a space. Discovered, typically, at 23:40 on a Friday.
" "U+201C, U+201DCLASS BSmart quotes. Inserted by word processors into code samples, where they are extremely stupid.
-U+00ADCLASS CSoft hyphen. Appears only when it feels the line needs it. Lives in copied PDF text. Cannot be reasoned with.
U+2014CLASS DEm dash. Visible, legal in most jurisdictions, and heavily overused in machine-written prose. Detected and reported. Disposal is a matter of editorial policy, not public safety. The squad has opinions but keeps them in the truck.

Classification reflects blast radius in production. Class A: build fails, nobody knows why. Class B: build succeeds, output wrong, nobody knows why. Class C: intermittent, unreproducible, closed as CANNOT REPRODUCE. Class D: reproducible, visible, argued about in review for forty minutes.